Fwd: Friendship

Friendship  ~ None of that Sissy Stuff

Are  you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always  sound good, but never actually come close to  reality?

Well,  here is a series of promises that actually speak of true  friendship.

You  will see no cute little smiley faces on this  ~  Just  the stone cold truth of our great  friendship.

1..  When you are sad ~  I  will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the  sorry bastard who made you sad.

2.  When you are blue ~ I  will try to dislodge whatever is choking  you.

3  When you smile ~ I  will know you are thinking of something that I would  probably want to be involved in.

4.  When you are scared ~ I  will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're  NOT.

5.  When  you are worried ~  I  will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it  could be until you quit whining.

6.  When you are confused ~ I  will try to use only little words.

7..  When  you are sick  ~  Stay  the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't  want whatever you have.

8.  When you fall ~ I  will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you  up.

9.  This is my oath .... I  pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you  are my friend.


Friendship  is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only  you
can  feel the true warmth.

Send  this to 10 of your closest friends .

Then  get depressed because you can only think of  4.
 

 

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